He`s Dead Jim — текст песни (M.O.D.)

Please don`t beam me down with Kirk, McCoy and Spock
Cause if you do, I know that you`ll be dead by 1 o`clock
Maybe I`ll be vaporized or crushed beneath some granite
Bones will look at jim and say I`m just a doctor dammit

I`m an extra - on Star Trex
It`s my break - on TV
The fourth man in the landing crew
It`s the last you`ll see of me

They didn`t ask me I wanted to go
And if they did - I would have told them NO
Just because my shirt is red this doesn`t have to be
Every time they beam down 4 they only beam back 3

I`m an extra............

So when they need men to beam down, don`t be a volunteer
Just stay up at the helm and help Sulu steer
The Enterprise is much more fun when Scotty runs the crew
So you beam down - I`ll say aboard and have some tribal stew

I`m an extra............