If your havin` trouble with your high school head
He`s givin` you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in `is bed
Here`s what you gotta do -
Pick up the phone
I`m here alone
Call me any time
36 24 36 (slaver)
I lead a life of crime
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Your havin` problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He`s double dealin` with your best friend
That`s when the teardrops start -
Pick up the phone
I`m here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We`ll have ourselves a ball
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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If you got a lady but you want her gone
But you ain`t got the guts
She keeps naggin` you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It`s time you made a stand
For a fee I`ll be happy to be
Your back door man
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
Done Dirt Cheap
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
Done Dirt Cheap