Whiplash Liquor — текст песни (Ugly Kid Joe)

Suburban white alcoholic trash
We ain`t glam and we ain`t trash
We`re victims of a society
That fucks with me about sobriety

They say don`t drink this and don`t drink that
`cause it does a little more than just make you fat
It`s a serious disease that you learn about in school
And if your dad`s an alcoholic you`ll be one too

Mom and dad don`t have a clue
The one-fifty-one is now eighty proof
And all the times I borrowed the car
Not as a ride but as a shitface bar

Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins
God damn! This shit is drivin` me insane
Boo ya! I ain`t ever gonna be the same
Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker
Makes you sicker, it`s the best!

Weekend comes and my parents are gone
It`s time to party once I mow the lawn
Havin` fun ain`t that a fact
It`s rock `n` roll in the cul-de-sac!

Invite everyone and your neighbors too
It`s gonna be a whacked out rock `n` roll zoo
But don`t be blabbin` it around my mother
But invite everyone and your skate rat brother

Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins
God damn! This shit is drivin` me insane
Boo ya! I ain`t ever gonna be the same
Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker
Makes you sicker, it`s the best!