Miss November Tuesday,
bend your rubber rules.
Take your time, but don`t take
off your high heeled shoes.
She`s in demand at dinner time;
she`s on the factory wall.
And when the gentlemen retire
guess who`s in control?
She blew your money
on taking a cruise.
If that isn`t funny,
well, watch out teacher.
CHORUS
Ooh, ooh. When the chamber`s empty
She said ooh, ooh, Meet El Presidente.
Dressed in flimsy clothing,
use your lipstick line
To colour fear and loathing
with a pink disguise.
You`ve never refused when she lies back
Put a stripe on the union; and a star on the jack.
She`s on the case at dinner time.
She`s on the evening news.
And if you dare step out of line
you`re going to be abused.
You may not like it;
you may not be scared.
But hell has no fury like a
young girl`s ego.
CHORUS
Ooh, ooh. Doo, doo, doo.
You might adopt an attitude;
look on the moral side.
But if police are after you,
where`s the best place to hide?
For this production
they gave her a gun.
Ain`t no director--
so watch out actors!
CHORUS (Repeat till finish)