What do you get when you fall in love?
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble
That`s what you get for all your trouble
I`ll never fall in love again
I`ll never fall in love again
What do you get when you kiss a girl
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, she`ll never phone ya
I`ll never fall in love again
I`ll never fall in love again
Don`t tell me what it`s all about
`Cause I`ve been there and I`m glad I`m out
Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why I`m here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So far at least until tomorrow
I`ll never fall in love again
I`ll never fall in love again