I`m the gum on your shoes
The prostitute who rings your family
I`ll take your breath away
You crossed my path and you`ll pay
And both your friends will laugh
I`m a person with a plan for you
I`m a person who will wreck your confidence
I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your witsend
I will be your girlfriend
I`m the knee in your groin
Look around you, no-one`s noticed
It`s true
I`m a person with a plan for you
I`m a person who will wreck your confidence
I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your witsend
I will be your girlfriend
I`m the gum on your shoe
I`m the knee in your groin
I`m the fly in your soup
I have the fruit of your loin
Somehow I`ll complicate your life
and now you`ll have to tell your wife
I`m a person with a plan for you
I`m a person who will wreck your confidence
I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your witsend
I will be your girlfriend