Bill & Ted`s Homosexual Adventure — текст песни (Pansy Division)

Two California valley boys
The very best of friends
They used to go on dates with girls
But now they don`t pretend
After trying to deny it
They went ahead and tried it
Couldn`t believe how excellent it felt
It`s no bogus journey
It`s their hearts` true yearning
It`s time for Bill & Ted`s
Homosexual adventure to begin
In the garage
They`re practicing their guitar solos
But in the bedroom
They`re practicing on one another
School was such a pain
What a way to waste your brain
` Cause you know what`s on their minds
Hey dude, 69!
They might seem kind of dumb
But they`re not rubes
They got each other by the pubes
Squeezing on one another´s tubes
One`s dark, one is blond
Day an night they get it on
They got condoms in their pockets
Plug into each other`s sockets
They learned from Socrates
And other ancient Greeks
The art of homo love
And sexual techniques
They may not be too bright
But they know what they like
A love affair most triumphant
It`s no bogus journey
It`s a boner journey
It`s time for Bill & Ted`s
Homosexual adventure to begin