Plastic Or Paper — текст песни (Bobs)

I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of bleach
Five cans of cat food, a chicken, and a peach
I had enough trouble picking out all this food
I can`t stand decisions, I think it`s so rude
That you ask me if I want Plastic or Paper

I don`t know...just a bag!
PLASTIC
Oh, plastic sounds OK, just put in a bag
and let me go home
PAPER
Or, well, maybe paper`s better...I don`t know how
to make a decision about this...

Well, then the clerk, he says to me:
Mr. Consumer, please pause to reflect
The choice that you make can have a global effect
On lumberjacks and turtles, politicians and fish
Would you like a paper bag, is that your wish?
On the other hand I offer a bag that won`t leak
And besides, it`s got handles!

PLASTIC
Well, OK, give me a plastic bag,
make it a plastic one
PAPER
OOOOh, no, maybe I`ll have...Maybe...
Maybe a Paper Bag!
Yeah, it`s such a big decision, I`ve got a bunch of a bananas
and a bottle of bleach,
and what am I gonna put it in...?
PLASTIC OR PAPER
PLASTIC OR PAPER