Wish i could turn on my light
And read my Village Voice
But layin` next to this beached whale
I haven`t got the choice
He looked good at the time
I must have been out of my mind
Now i can`t sleep
I can`t sleep!
Hoping for a wild night
Of sexual gymnastics
But he thought he was god`s gift
Selfish and sarcastic
I wanted to take him home
And i got him so i shouldn`t groan
But i can`t sleep
I can`t sleep!
Minutes pass like hours
My eyes wide open
Staring up at the ceiling
Every paint crack memorized
Think i`ll reset my alarm
To go off extra early
Wake him up and get him out
Try to sleep until 8:30
Being up all night`s alright
If it´s filled with erotic delight
But i can`t sleep
I can`t sleep!