I know a guy who
Goes to shows
He makes me coffee
He makes me toast
He dont use butter
He dont use cheese
He dont use jelly
Or any of these
He uses vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline
I know a guy who
Goes to shows
But when hes at home and
Blows his nose
He dont use tissues
Or his sleeves
He dont use napkins
Or any of these
He uses magazines
Magazines
Magazines
Magazines
I know a girl who
Reminds me of cher
Shes always changing
The colour of her hair
She dont use nothing
From the store
She likes to keep her hair / real orange
She uses tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines