If A Man Answers — текст песни (Bobby Darin)

If a Man Answers your phone when I call
Oh, there`s gonna be some screamin` that ain`t all
`Cause if I`m here callin` you
Then who`s the who I`m talkin` to ?
Why any fool could see
That for sure it ain`t me
If a Man Answers your phone then honey we`re through!

Now everything between us used to be fine
Till I became a third party
When there ain`t no party line
You-hear-me-talkin`

Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again
Oh and their better be a soprano on the other end
`Cause if the voice is baritone
When you told me you`d be home alone
Well,then I`m wastin` my time
Not to mention my dime
So,If a Man Answers your phone then honey I`m gone!