Tone deaf - I can`t play an instrument
Tone deaf - I can`t even sing
Tone deaf - I have to wear ear plugs
The noise makes my ears ring
They told me when I was eleven
"You shouldn`t even bother to try
You`ve got no musical ability"
And they weren`t telling a lie
Tone deaf - I`ve got no rhythm
Tone deaf - I`ve got no pitch
Tone deaf - I couldn`t hit an octave
If it meant that I`d get rich
All I can do is shout
Louder and faster than most
That`s what I do for a living
Traveling coast to coast
Tone deaf - I don`t have good meter
Tone deaf - I can`t sing tremolo
Tone deaf - I`ve got poor register
You won`t hear me sing falsetto
No, I can`t hit those high notes
And I can`t go real low
All in all I`m tone deaf
And everyone tells me so
Tone deaf