I took a double take out on the interstate
When I saw her makin` eyes at me
So I followed her down - the clubhouse drive
Past the pool on the 18th green
In the parkin` lot...I said it`s mighty hot
Maybe I could buy you a beer
She said I`m glad you asked...but I`ll have to pass
Cause only members are allowed in here...and I said
Chorus:
Well I`m a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drink-in from a dixie cup
Yea I`m a bona-fide dancin` fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I`m a member of a country club
You look so invitin`...thought it might be excitin`
For a woman with a limousine
To go bouncin around...in a beat up truck
With a man...in wore out jeans
It`s five o`clock before Friday night
Here`s where the fun begins
So don`t worry `bout your reputation
Cause you can tell all your friends
Chorus (2 x`s)