Shoehorn With Teeth — текст песни (they might be giants)

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

Because he knows theres no such thing



He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair but he doesnt get nervous

Shes not really there



He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

Because he knows theres no such thing



Tour the world in a heavy metal band

But they run out of gas

The plane can never land



He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

Because he knows theres no such thing



Whats the sense in ever thinking about the tomb

When youre much too busy returning to the womb?



He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

Because he knows theres no such thing