Santa`s Beard — текст песни (they might be giants)

Once a year my friend puts on a red suit
And hangs around with me and my wife
But lately I`ve been feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee
And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming
For him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming
Now I can`t help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee
Why must she climb on his knee?
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I saw my baby wearing Santa`s beard
She kissed him once and whispered in his ear
I saw my baby wearing Santa`s beard
I whish he would go
He`s breaking up my home
She always had this twisted side to her
But she`d never drag my name around town
But lately she`s been humming cheating songs
And I don`t like that fat guy around
No, I don`t like that fat guy around
Thrilling Christmas, trembling fear
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