What are you staring at
In that hospital bed?
Let me explain
I wasn`t thinking about anything
Then it hit me that Montana was really just a leg
With the round part just the way you would expect
And it started with a feeling that ended in a leg
And it seemed to me Montana was a leg
A leg
Now I get it
I`ll tell the person next to me
And then haul off and die
I won`t need this
Electric folding bed
I can lose these tiny pillcups now
`Cause it hit me that Montana was really just a leg
And then just like that it all fell into place
And I don`t think I can stand any longer in this bed
Since I figured out Montana was a leg
A leg
Now I get it
I wasn`t sure but now I know
And I can finally go
Give out my lungs
Give up and tell the information to the man in the next bed down
In the morning he`ll tell someone the last thing that I said
When I told him that Montana was a leg
From the beginning there was something about it staring me
In the face
I should have guessed it right away
When it started with a feeling that ended in a leg
And it seemed to me Montana was a leg
A leg
Now I get it
I`ll tell the person next to me
(I`ll tell them that Montana was)
I`ll say Montana was
A leg
Now I get it
I wasn`t sure
But now I know
And I can finally go