On The Road Again — текст песни (Bob Dylan)

Well, I woke up in the morning

Theres frogs inside my socks

Your mama, shes a-hidin

Inside the icebox

Your daddy walks in wearin

A napoleon bonaparte mask

Then you ask why I dont live here

Honey, do you have to ask?



Well, I go to pet your monkey

I get a face full of claws

I ask whos in the fireplace

And you tell me santa claus

The milkman comes in

Hes wearing a derby hat

Then you ask why I dont live here

Honey, how come you have to ask me that?



Well, I asked for something to eat

Im hungry as a hog

So I get brown rice, seaweed

And a dirty hot dog

Ive got a hole

Where my stomach disappeared

Then you ask why I dont live here

Honey, I gotta think youre really weird.



Your grandpas cane

It turns into a sword

Your grandma prays to pictures

That are pasted on a board

Everything inside my pockets

Your uncle steals

Then you ask why I dont live here

Honey, I cant believe that youre for real.



Well, theres fist fights in the kitchen

Theyre enough to make me cry

The mailman comes in

Even hes gotta take a side

Even the butler

Hes got something to prove

Then you ask why I dont live here

Honey, how come you dont move?