<Lots and lots of polka music>
The famous person has
the same size water-skis as me.
She`s got three cars,
As many years as I`ve lived in this city.
Her hair is blond and mine is brown,
They both start with a "B".
But when the phone inside her ribcage
Rings, it`s not for me,
But when the phone inside her ribcage
Rings, it`s not for me.
Hey!