The Millionaire — текст песни (Dr. Hook)

I`m not a bad person,
I don`t drink, and I don`t kill.
I got no evil habits, and I probably never will.
I don`t sing like Elvis Presley,
I can`t dance like Fred or Stan.
But there`s one thing in my favor,
I`m a millionaire!
CHORUS:
And I got more money,
Then a horse has hairs.
Cause my rich old uncle died,
And answered all my prayers!
Having all this money,
Is going to bring me down.
If you ain`t with me honey,
To help me spread it around!
I could get myself a nose job,
I could diet for a year.
But I`ll never be Robert Redford,
Cause I`m much to fond of beer.
Please don`t misunderstand me,
It`s not love I`m trying to buy.
It`s just I got all this here money,
And I`m a pretty ugly guy.
CHORUS
I don`t mind if you love me for my money,
If you love me for whatever else I got.
But `cept for all this stuff, I`m a lonely Fort Knox,
I don`t guess I`m doing all that hot.
CHORUS
Money, money, money, money....................