(D. Tracy)
Before we begin, thank you
Thank you, oh thank you, thank you
Thank you
I`m not a bad person, I don`t drink and I don`t kill
I`ve got no evil habits and I probably never will
I don`t sing like Elvis Presley, I can`t dance like Fred Astaire
But there`s one thing in my favour, (what) I`m a millionaire (that`s beautiful)
And I got more money than a horse has hairs
`Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers
But having all this money is gonna bring me down
If you ain`t with me honey to help me spread it around
I could get myself a nose job, I could diet for a year
But I`ll never be Robert Redford, `cause I`m much too fond of beer
Please don`t misunderstand me it`s not love I`m trying to buy
It`s just I got all this here money and I`m a pretty ugly guy
But I got more money than a horse has hairs
`Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers
But having all this money is gonna bring me down
If you ain`t with me honey to help me spread it around
I don`t mind if you love me for my money
If you love me for whatever else I`ve got
Except for all this stuff I`m alone in Fort Knox
I don`t guess I`m doing all that hot
But I got more money than a horse has hairs
`Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers
But having all this money is gonna bring me down
If you ain`t with me honey to help me spread it around
Hey you, come here babe
Stop crying
Put a quarter in the jukebox
(c)1975 Rondor Music (Ldn.) Ltd.