(difford/tilbrook)
Warning: these lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. they represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.
Youre like a spot on a neck
Youre like a bounce in a cheque
Youre like a rip in a parachute
Youre like a scratch on a face
Youre like a suicide case
Like a hippy playing the spoons - youre a jerk boy
Youre like a skid in the pants
Youre like an actor at cannes
Youre like a car with a broken hose
Youre like a coffee thats cold
Youre like a joke thats been told
Youre like a model with a broken nose - youre a jerk boy
Rool britannia
Britannia rules the waves
Youre like a girl with pink eyes
Youre like a loser that tries
Youre like a dose from a day on the broads
Youre like a one armed miner
Youre like a mirror designer
Youre like a day in the life of a lord - youre a jerk boy
Rool britannia
Britannia rules the waves
Youre like a spot on a neck
Youre like a bounce in a cheque
Youre like a skid in the pants
Youre like an actor at cannes
Youre like a girl with pink eyes
Youre like a loser that tries
Youre like a scratch on a face
Youre like a suicide case
Youre like a coffee thats cold
Just like a joke thats been told
Youre a jerk boy
Rool britannia
Britannia rules the waves