Don`t Go In The Basement — текст песни (Oingo Boingo)

Oh..
You can tell a dirty story
In the old conservatory...

But don`t go in the basement!

You can make a scene
On the mezanene

But don`t go in the basement!

You can fill yourself with static
With the ghosts up in the attic

But don`t go in the basement!

You can light yourself a torch
On the old front porch

But don`t go in the basement!

Oh you may think that it`s real cool
To ride down the bannister like some darn fool
Oh don`t go... DONT GO!!
Don`t go in the basement!

You can feel quite aloof
Playing rummy on the roof

But don`t go in the basement!

Where the cockroaches dance
You can wallow in romance

But don`t go in the basement!

You may think that it`s deluxe
To ride the bannister filled with rust

Oh don`t go, don`t go!
Don`t go in the basement!!!!