(wilko johnson)
Girls if your heart is feeling sore
Call the doctor and hell fix it for sure
Ill be over right away but you might find you have to pay
For a private consultation and a guaranteed cure
When youre dying of a dreadful disease
You dont worry bout the medical fees
And its too late to change your mind the doctors pulling down the blind
And your temperature is rising to a hundred degrees
Ill cuddle up beside you for a start
And listen to the beating of your heart
And then hell take you gently by the hand
And ask you when the trouble first began
And then hell look down deep into your eyes
And if your temperature continues to rise
Theres only one way to make it stop
Ill have to prescribe the strongest medicine Ive got
If this doesnt cure you itll kill
But I know its going to give you a thrill
And now Ive come across dont complain about the cost
You shouldnt call the doctor if you cant afford the bills
Ill cuddle up beside you for a start
And listen to the beating of your heart
And then hell take you gently by the hand
And ask you when the trouble first began
And then hell look down deep into your eyes
And if your temperature continues to rise
Theres only one way to make it stop
Ill have to prescribe the strongest medicine Ive got
If this doesnt cure you itll kill
But I know its going to give you a thrill
And now Ive come across dont complain about the cost
You shouldnt call the doctor if you cant afford the bills