(will birch/graeme douglas/dr feelgood)
My sugar likes to take a drink
To help her sleep and make her dream
Shes on to something but now they think
Theres not enough blood in her alcohol screen
When things get on top of her
There aint no stoppin her
My sugar turns to alcohol
One trip to the watering hole
My sugar turns to alcohol
One more drip will take its toll
Now when it gets into her head
There aint nothin I can do
Her days are numbered the doctor said
Now shes drinking and counting too
When time is running out
Now there can be no doubt
My sugar turns to alcohol
One trip to the watering hole
My sugar turns to alcohol
One more drip will take its toll
Eight bars Im getting old
Now, in the morning her heads so thick
Theres only one thing that she can do
One drink and shes a brand new girl
Then that brand new girl wants one too
When things get on top of her
There aint no stoppin her
When time is running out
Now there can be no doubt
My sugar turns to alcohol
One trip to the watering hole
My sugar turns to alcohol
One more drip will take its toll
My sugar turns to alcohol
One trip to the watering hole
My sugar turns to alcohol
One more drip will take its toll
Yeah I warned you about that stuff baby
That aint gin youre drinkin
Thats pure petroleum
Ha ha ha ha yeah....