Uncle Elwyn — текст песни (Barenaked Ladies)

Ed`s Uncle Elwyn!

Ed`s Uncle Elwyn!

My Uncle Elwyn is tall
My Elwyn is small
My Elwyn plays a mean basketball
He`s about fourty-five, maybe fifty-five, sixty
I`m not sure.
Once, he mixed me a drink
I was about five years old
It was Kool-aid and pop,
I thought that was cold
Cold meaning good
Cold`s supposed to be bad
But I think that I oughta would change some things,
And change their meanings
I`ve been here, I`ve been demeaning
Once, twice, maybe three times
I asked my Uncle Elwyn
He`s a mime!

He said:
Ed`s Uncle Elwyn (Oo)
Ed`s Uncle Elwyn (Oh)

That`s E-L-W-Y-N
That`s Elwyn, sing it again
E-L-W-Y-N
That`s Elwyn, sing it again
E-L-W-Y-N
That`s Elwyn, sing it again
E-L-W-Y-N
That`s Elwyn!

That`s my uncle.