(johnny guitar)
Since you tried to kill me Ive got nothing to say
You sent some boys around to blow my kneecaps away
I know I burned your house down and I smashed up your car
I know I spent your giro in the public bar
But all that didnt happen just by accident
I tried to light my fag I thought the match was spent
I borrowed a sledge hammer just to pound out the dents
Baby why do you treat me this way?
A knock came on the door while you were looking for work
The man who had the shotgun went completely berserk
Im very glad you trained your little dog to attack
They perforated him while escaped out the back
Im only phoning up to say I love you still
And I just cant believe that you have had your fill
You cant get rid of me because Im too hard to kill
Baby why do you treat me this way?
Im trying to make it up to you Im gonna put it right
To show theres no hard feelings Im coming back tonight
I know you really love me, I dont care what you say
And anyway Im coming back to stay
Well thats my final word I think Ill leave it at that
I know you miss your dog and so Im bringing my cat
The place it looks a mess like it was hit by a bomb
We cant afford a daily so Ill bring round my mom
And shell bring her equipment and shell polish your floors
And she can bring my brother who can re-hang your doors
And all youll have to do is cook a dinner for four
Baby why do you treat me this way?