A is for angry, which is what you are at me
A is for adult, which is what I`ll never be
A is for applesauce, my favorite meal
A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel;
Like I`m the only man on earth and I`ve forgotten what that`s worth
A is for Arthur, he`s a lovable drunk
Amazing like Thelonius Monk
A is for argument, A is for apparent
A is for antagonism that`s not even there and
It`s just you begging for attention or something I won`t even mention.
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And I don`t even know why you keep on trying
I don`t even know why I keep on lying
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
And two of them can`t let go.
A is for algebra, I learned it in school
A is what Fonzie said, `cause he was very cool.
A is for adversery, A is for election
A is arousal, you are giving me an erection
C`mon I`m trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour.
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I met a woman I used to know
Long before you, long ago
All I could say, after hello
Was are you still single?
A is attitude I can`t help but wield
A is for arrogance; emotional shield
A is for acting, A is for abhorrently
A is for asshole, which is what I am, how rude of me,
I owe you an apology I`m sorry
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Here we go
A