(ricardo smith, eric brooks, james robinson)
I get drunk and I stumble to the phone and conjure up a bitch to bone when Im alone
Fucked up, tore back I need to take a piss
Only when Im drunk? I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma... sittin by the fire
Hold on, turn that beat off!
No, keep it going
Crazy town, yo yall just not known
I get drunk and start talking more shit and when I got a gun in my hand
You better get...out cause my brain just aint what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes.
I get ....(uh!)... damn Im drunk.
I need a chunck, no better yet a hunk of that funk
I get ....(uh!)... damn Im drunk.
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk
Yeah Im good bad, dope Im freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say "yes" "yes"
Crazys comin thru you know were gonna blow up
Hold up wait I think Im gonna throw up, na false alarm
Im getting all ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah , but only when Im drunk.
Chorus:
Yeah, only when Im drunk
Only when Im drunk it happens only when Im drunk.
It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia
Im that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
Sippin colt forty fever when Im coolin with my people
Got hos in east columbus when Im billy d. rico
"cause I move like Im smooth like like Im harry belafonte
Lookin for them suckers that jumped my homey le le
All up in this bitch with the gin and tanqueray dink like mr.wendal smoke bud like dr dre.
But thats cause Im old enough to do that of shit
God damn. I gotta piss
I pass the mic to mr. shift.
I get drunk and cant nobody whoop me
Im trippin it must be that brew that iwas sippin
Kickin in, guess I shouldnt have mixed it with the gin
cause when Im laying on my back I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon feelin I got to hurl any second
Want to get up but cant move
Feels like Im stuck in a groove
What the fuck was I trying to prove
I got a knack for downin four-os
All the hos know them doobie bros
People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk
I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when Im drunk.
Chorus:
Yeah, only when Im drunk
Only when Im drunk it happens only when Im drunk.
