I love, a girl called Maria,
Her name is Maria
They call her Mari, Mari
Mari, Mari, Maria.
She loves a guy who`s a maori
A New Zealand maori
Yes, he`s a maori, maori
Maori, maori, maori
They sailed
A kayak down the Murray
A kayak down the Murray
Down the Murray
Murray, Murray, Murray.
They love pasta marinara
Pasta marinara
They love their mari
Mari, mari, marinara.
They skipped
Through a field of marigolds
A field of marigolds
A field of mari,
Mari, mari, marigolds
They said
One day they would marry
One day they would marry
Yes they`d marry,
Marry, marry, marry, marry.
Sadly they DIED this afternoon
CHA-CHA-CHA!