Last Dead Mouse — текст песни (Mighty Mighty Bosstones)

Step right up,

Gather round,

Greatest salesman in town

Selling something

Seldom sold

Step up, step up, step up behold

Dead mice for sale,

Theyre going fast

Like hell

Last dead mouse dont be shy,

Theres never been a better time to buy

Last dead mouse but Ill get more

Im a businessman and an entrepreneur

Folks say Im nuts, they can say what they please

Youve got to be crazy with prices like these

No overhead so I can keep down the cost

I make my own hours cause Im my own boss

I believe in my product,

I love what I sell

Last dead mouse thats why I yell

Step right up ladies and gents

Last dead mouse costs fifty cents

Its a steal at any price

Going once, going once, going once, going twice

Half a buck, last in stock

Be the first one on your block

No need to walk, no need to feed, satisfaction guaranteed

Last dead mouse but Ill get more

Im a bussinessman and an entrepreneur

Folks say Im nuts, they can say what they please

Youve got to be crazy with prices like these

No overhead so I can keep down the cost

I make my own hours cause Im my own boss

I believe in my product, I love what I sell

Last dead mouse thats why I yell

Nice and easy now,

Nice and easy now,

Nice and easy now

Last dead mouse,

Last dead mouse