Pancake Breakfast — текст песни (Kid Rock)

Smokin any thing that I can fit in a pipe
slammin bottles of tussin and going fishing for pike
Never uptight my high won`t permit it
my problem`s life but I don`t sweat it, just live it
And I`m not your average rapper
got the same birth date as Thomas Crapper
So bitch better watch your back
cuz I push more power than a Marshall stack
Never the wack but oh so pesky
some say I can`t flow but muther fucker don`t test me
And if you arrest me you dumb cop
I`ll find your daughter and I`ll give her this cock
Kid Rock`s my mother fuckin name
bitch u know me so pass the O.E.
And don`t talk about takin me out
cuz I got your girl and I`m makin her shout
Just like a piano I`m really grand
and I got more riffs than Steely Dan
Some friends call me fly
but most just call me when they wanna get high
It ain`t the disco Cisco Kid muther fucker
it`s the outlasting shotgun-blasting
dick-swingin` pussy lickin` punk
little skinny muther fucker and I`m not no hunk
But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks
and I turn more tricks than Tony Hawk
Walk with a limp cuz I pimp like a pro
and if ya dis me punk I`ll fuck your ho
And though you think I`m nothing more than a young punk
I`m like a hound dog chasin a chipmunk
I move quick like a cheetah
and it ain`t shit to me to just beat a
M.C. down who looks like a dick
jumpin `round like a homo on a pogo stick
Yo rock, What`s up stop being a jerk
and just Give `em an example of how a D.J. works
Cuz it`s blackjack and I got two aces
been many places seen many faces
and everywhere I go people wanna jive
so I keep my fingers on my .45
So don`t cross my dusty path
or I`ll put my foot up in crusty ass
Don`t front ho pass the jay
then hear me M.C. and watch me D.J.
to the beat y`all and I won`t stop
and I`ma rock this shit till your eardrums pop
Everybody`s tryin` to get a piece of the pie
but I don`t let bullshit spoil my high