I know that you don`t love me
I know you hate my guts
I know the nasty things you say
About me, to those sluts
Well, maybe I`m a weasel
Maybe I`m a liar
Maybe I`m a skinny punk
Who couldn`t change a tire
I`m laying down and I`m playing dead
I ain`t fetchin` no stick, no way, baby
I`ve always been this pasty
I`ve always been this shape
I`m just a teensy-weensy thing
Passed on by itsy-bitsy apes
I`m laying down and I`m playing dead
I ain`t fetchin` no stick, no way, baby
You know that you could train me
You know I`d sit and beg
But you think I`m just a dirty dog
That tried to hump that pretty leg
I`m laying down and I`m playing dead
I ain`t fetchin` no stick, no way, baby