(Kelly/Mann)
Our super-hero in a maple-leaf cape
Was locked in the trunk of a car
and he escaped
He`s a Moosehead muppet on
an ex-pat kick
Got a valid passport and he`s proud of it
Prairie boy-wonder why are you
spittin` corn
In the Yankee`s eye?
Aways-away and gone awry
On a Wichita Monday night
And I do abhor
Our Ambassador
You can`t ignore
Him
Our emissary`s cause for concern
And a good old-fashioned lynching is all he`s earned
For his country, his flag, his love of the land
He drank half of Kansas for the band
Prairie boy-wonder why
Are you the laughing-stock in the
Yankee`s eye?
Aways-away and gone awry
On a Wichita Monday night