(Joe Nichols/Wil Nance/Steve Dean)
Hit the snooze when the `larm clock rings
Layin` there doin` that sleepy head thing
There`s a bird out my window spreadin` his wings
Cheap chirp doin` that sing in`
Thing I do when I first get up is the coffee thing in my favorite cup
Or two gets me goin` got things to do
Let me tell you a thing or two
Ev`rything`s a thing if you know what I mean
You can`t do nothin` `cause there`s no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin` at all
It`s all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is
Ev`rything`s a thing
Off to work in my old Mustang
Doin` that bumper to bumper thing
Up ahead a-ring-a-ling-ding-ding
Some guy`s doin` that cell phone
Thing is the light turns green and he ain`t doin` that drivin` thing
And the thing is about all this, that talkin` thing and drivin` don`t mix
Ev`rything`s a thing if you know what I mean
You can`t do nothin` `cause there`s no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin` at all
It`s all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is
Ev`rything`s a thing
If you think this song ain`t worth hummin`
You got another thing... comin`
Ev`rything`s a thing if you know what I mean
You can`t do nothin` `cause there`s no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin` at all
It`s all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is
Ev`rything`s a thing
Ev`rything`s a thing
Ev`rything`s a thing