The first time we met you were a kennel maid,
You gave me a tip I got me forecast paid,
You were holding a greyhound in trap number one,
Your white coat was shining in the afternoon sun.
Now we`re both together,
We`re never gonna break apart, no no,
`Cause we`re a happy couple you and me,
With a greyhound at either knee.
I`ll have ten shillings to win on Camera Flash, young man,
What dog`s that, it`s a deuce, look at it.
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
`Ceptin` you, little darling,
`Ceptin` you, little darling,
We`re a happy couple you and me,
With a greyhound at either knee.
We go to the dog track on Saturday night,
We put all our money on a dog that we like,
A kiss and a cuddle, a hot meat pie,
Two dollar tickets and a starry sky.
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
`Ceptin` you, little darling,
`Ceptin` you, little darling,
We`re a happy couple you and me,
With a baby on either knee.
Yes it`s you little darling,
Yes it`s you little darling,
Now it`s you little darling,
Now it`s you.
Girl, where`s me wage packet ?????,
Ah I`ll put twenty-five knicker please on Gallop Printer,
Oh, I hope the wife don`t find out,
Yes, it`s sure to win, isn`t it,
Yes, I know, it`s a good dog, I saw it run at White City,
Just last week, broke the record, Gallop Printer,
Nice dog, yes, lovely form, lovely buttocks.