We`ll All Get Laid — текст песни (The Vandals)

Well it`s a great big world that`s filled with disappointment.
We`re maggots in the ointment just squirming to get free.
And now the futures gotmuch more than you can handle.
Don`t try to light a candle.Let`s curse the misery.
And as we head for certain doom, don`t give up so soon.
Till every one of us is dead and vengeful Armageddon has arrived.

[Chorus:]
Cuz we`ll have a drink and throw a parade.
And greet the rapture screaming "Hoary!"
And hope someone jumps on the grenade.
But no one will.
We`ll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled.
And even the bravest of us run away.
We`ll all get laid.
Cuz you still got dreams that haven`t been pissed on.
And you still got things you`ll never get done.
And you`ll keep on running like a rat on a wheel.
And keep on wondering what is the deal.
What was the point? And how come it ends this way?
Well no one knows, we`ve only got today.
And as the lights go dim, don`t think it`s all so grim.
At least we all go out together heading off to never-never land.

[Chorus:]
Cuz we`ll have a drink and throw a parade.
And greet the rapture screaming "Hoary!"
And hope someone jumps on the grenade.
But no one will.
We`ll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled.
And even the bravest of us run away.
We`ll all get laid [x2]