Pirate`s Life — текст песни (The Vandals)

Seven hits of L - and nobody could tell - So I spent every dime - just to get to Aniehem - I was in the Magic Kingdom - Now I`m in the Carribean - You get something really wicked - when you spend an E-ticket - High adventure on the sea, - but it`s not the life for me - Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me - I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife - Now I`m sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 - Where can I hide? - I don`t want to buy a bride - I`m alone as I float - Hey, there were others in my boat - Up ahead, one of the men - he said he would be my friend - He`d guide me to the hole - If I deeded him my soul - To the hole I didn`t make it - That doesn`t mean he didn`t take it - He laughed at my plight - He said you`ll be one of us tonight - High adventure on the sea, - but it`s not the life for me - Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me - I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife - Now I`m sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 - He was right, I`m still here - as I have been, for over a year - With my last bit of hope, - a tin can and rope - I just want to break free - But I can`t get away - No I can`t get away - cause that damn dog`s got the key - No one listens as I tell - of my ordeal in this cell - They stand right by - but they don`t fell - Is this for real? - Is this for real!