N. I. M. B. Y. — текст песни (The Vandals)

The city council met last night the vote was one to six
Denying access to our town by TV`s "G.E. Smith"
The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen
She dreamed that ugly fucker`s face popped out the friggin` screen

They said no, they said no way.
Not in my Back yard he can not stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
If you think he`s livin` by me there`s no way

G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender
He bought a house disguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders
But at the party we like to throw for new homeowners
we caught him when he couldn`t play the lead from "Tattooed Love Boys"

They said no, they said no way.
Not in my Back yard he can not stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
If you think he`s livin` by me there`s no way

A man has got the right to homestead anywhere he can
but that just begs the question, What exactly is a man?
Blond Frankenstein with Dutchboy hair would hardly qualify
So we must live free of this Hall & Oats reject or die

They said no, they said no way.
Not in my Back yard he can not stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
If you think he`s livin` by me there`s no way