Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those curls
She said he`s just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls
Well I didn`t think twice about him- I just figured him for gay
I sure had him pegged right wrong he stole my girl away
I told her I don`t give a damn Bon Jovi`s finally here
I`m not about to miss the Laker game to see that long haired queer
But you go on ahead why don`t you take that little freak
That was my first mistake- she didn`t come back for a week
He`s a long hair havin`, back stabbin`, lyin`, cheatin`, dirty little freakin`, get along-with-the-girl-lookin` fool
Well that silly little freak, I`d like to give him a beatin`
Left me standin` her like a fool
She took me to a party where she said there`d be afew kegs
More like winecooler drinkin` make-up sportin` Bauhaus stickers with legs
Have you heard Gene Loves Jezebel? I said, Ask me if I care,
All I know is Joni Loves Chachi, then I hit him with my chair
So if your honey fancies hippies well here`s all you need to know
Stay clear of L.A. Guns & Roses, take her to a Vandals show
Our suicidal bros will bum her out `till she just can`t hang
And you can party with a skinhead fox with tiny little bangs
I feel like yankin` out his curls for hangin` out with girls
Left me standin` here like a fool