For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside - Now here`s a celebration of failure and losing - Like to put a shout out to all y`all far and wide - Sorry people but this is the way it`s gotta be - I know, I know, I know, I know - we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low - The end is near there`s lots to fear - No such thing as a good day is what I`m told - Let the bad times roll - The grass is never greener on the other side - I`ll stay right here and frolic in the dirt and gravel - Where`s the love in this room? I feel teary eyed. - Between you and me I don`t think it`s ever gonna change - Descend, rear end, offend a friend - It`s wise of you to run and hide from what`s around the bend - The end is near there`s lots to fear - No such thing as a free lunch is what I`m told - Let the band times roll - Up to me I`ll embrace them happily - let you people know I`m not foolin` - come take a ride with me down to Riverside - show you what it`s like to be coolin` - Life`s gotta be a little better overseas - whwre everyone`s drivin` a Mercedes - unsatisfied with my mailorder bride - so much for my last attempt with the ladies - Listen to nobody this is the way I think - Tell `em all you`re gonna live at least until you`re forty - Just be glad you`re only one shade of blue in the face - Wake up smell the shit and think that everything is great - I know, I know, I know, I know - we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low - The end is near there`s lots to fear - No such thing as a good day is what I`m told - Let the bad times roll