it`s the gay nineties and - you can`t watch nothin` good - mindless pinko garbage - is all they make in hollywood - kung fu theatre, - now there`s a show with class - like to find the guy - who cancelled it - and karate chop his ass - so after alf is done - there ain`t nuthin` good on - all my rowdy friends come over - `cause i have pong - join us! join us! join us! - join us for pong! - i got the foxes i got that clout - i got my unit on - the day they came out - you bring the snack treats, - you bring the booze - i ain`t bringin` nuthin`, - does that box belong to you? - pass the dutchie`s on, - my all time favorite song - but turn it down you moron - `cause we`re tryin` - to play pong - don`t be fooled by world peace - or an economy thats stable - the c.i.a.`s just got more time - to watch you - through your cable - they would control you - and take away your brain - you can defeat them - if you switch your box - over to game - do what`s right to you, - not what they tell you to - you can fight - we meet tonight - so join us for pong - it`s up to you to improve - your hand-eye cordination - or become a mindless servant, - unwitting puppet of the nation - they know your address, - they send you bills - they decide if you watch tyson, - don`t that give you the chills - shake off your shackles son, - we`ve only just begun - there`s just two speeds, - it`s what you need, - so join us for pong