Grandpa`s Last Christmas — текст песни (The Vandals)

Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best."
Grandpa`s coming down this year and it might be his last.
Why Mom? You say that every time.
It seem that he`s been dying ever since I was nine.

I don`t mean no disrespect because he`s old and mean.
But how come we invite him when he always makes a scene?

Tell me
Why Does, he hit me with his cane?
And why should I get him a gift if he doesn`t know my name?
How come, he always calls me "Kate"
and forgets his dentures on his dinner plate?

This could be Grandpa`s last Christmas
That`s what Mother said.
This could be Grandpa`s last Christmas
And soon he might be dead, so be nice.

What can I say to someone 300 years old?
When he seems so content staring at the jello mold.
Please Mom, let me go out and play
or soon I will go deaf like him from hearing him complain.

I know, his life`s been long and hard
but he deserves some quiet and peace in a nice graveyard
Grandpa, I love you just the same
But I know that you won`t be happy until you drive us all insane

This could be Grandpa`s last Christmas
That`s what Mother said.
This could be Grandpa`s last Christmas
And soon he might be dead, so be nice.
be nice...to Grandpa...cuz he`s old....and he smells,
and he`s gonna die soon...be nice to Grandpa