Goop All Over The Phone — текст песни (The Vandals)

He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin` bar - Bodacious ones and ruby lips, a regular movie star - Her singin` voice was pleasin`, that`s how she got her name - He wasn`t from her neighborhood, but he loved her just the same - How he wished he could move to Hollywood - How he wished he could move to Hollywood - But there`s goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over that bill - He`d like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill - But he`s from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills - So there`s goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill - Like a duck after a June bug, he`s on that honey bee - And every night he phones her hive and they get real sticky - He tells her that he loves her, but can only talk awhile - Cause the phone gets like a greased up hog and the bill`s a country mile - (CHORUS) - Now he went off atourin`, cause the Vandals gotta play - But with every show their love cost more cause he gets further away - There`s only one solution, a phoney calling card - But he yapped & yapped till he got slapped with a serious federal charge - (CHORUS) - Now the judge denied him bail, and he fought back the tears - And he thought of Pleasant`s beauty as they gave him 20 years - He said, I`ll go real peaceful like, I know I broke the law, - But I ain`t stoop so gimme the goop - Cause I still got one phone call. - And there`s goop all over the phone.