Hey I got this funny feeling
Stirring deep down in my balls
I`m gonna stand in fuckin` crowds
And rub myself against you all
My stiffies rubbin`, shuntin`, and I`m
Fucking gruntin`
I like the nylon blouse you wear
I`m a weirdo - or so my momma tells me
I wanna blow chunks everywhere
Ohhh... ride... sugar
A wet spot in my duds I`m making
It`s all tense around my ten foot pole
Now I`m shakin` yeah shaking
I gotta get me some more sweet bacon
This feeling`s happenin` in my strides
I`m a stroker, I`m a pleasure poker
I`m a crowd pleasin` son of a gun