(C. Ackerman)
As I walk to the computer
where I found my girlfriend,
I take a look at my life
and realize its very plain!
But that`s just perfect for an Jedi like me,
Ya know, I NEED fancy things like electricity.
At four-thirty in the mornin` I`m chatting with kev
EagleT beats the peons and Dylan wow`s . . . fool!
And I`ve been chatin` and bitchin` so long that
Even Lise thinks that my mind is gone.
I`m a man of the net, I`m into discipline.
Got a mouse in my hand and no beard on my chin.
But if I finish all of my pages
And you finish yours,
then tonight we`ll flood wchat
Like We`re Whores !
We`ve been spending most our lives
Living in a mIRC Paradise.
I flood k9 once or twice,
Living in a mIRC Paradise.
It`s hard work and sacrifice,
Living in a mIRC Paradise.
We steal software with out a price,
Living in a mIRC Paradise.
A local op kicked me out of the channel last week.
I just flooded him and I turned the other cheek.
I really don`t care, In fact, I wish him well.
`Cos I`ll be laughing my head off When i nuke him to hell.
But, I ain`t never kicked a peon, Even though he deserved it
An OP with a `tude, You know that`s unheard of.
I never puh yer buttons, and kylas got my sw hat! (bitch!)
And my homeys agree, I use to be a peon in black, fool!
If you come to visit, you`ll be bored to tears.
I need to pay my phone 300 dollar phone bill, dear !
But we ain`t really quaint,
So please don`t clone or scroll,
We`re just, as kev would say, Stone Cold!
There`s no peons, no gimps, no helpbots,
Not a single sysop. UnLike Wchat,
It`s as fun as it can be.
We`ve been spending most our lives
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
We`re just plain and simple guys,
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
There`s no time for sin and vice
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
We always fight, we dont play nice,
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
Hammerin` up a channel,
raisin` lots of clutter.
took a channel on Monday,
Soon I`ll take anutter.
Think you`re really peonic?
Think you`re really smart?
Well, I know I`m a million times
As humble as thou art!
I`m the jedi guy the little newbies wanna be like
On my ass day and night chatting till the afterlife!
So don`t be vain, And don`t be whiny!
Or else, Dylan , K9 might have to get medieval on your heinie!
We`ve been spending most our lives
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
We`re all crazy Mennonites
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
There`s irc cops banning u out of sight
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
But you`d probably think it bites
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH.
