Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared..
He said, `you are to be the virgin mother`
And Mary thought that was weird..
[But she said, `I`m not a virgin
I sucked a guy last year`]
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
`My child, have no fear`
[for you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still not be considered flawed..
[cos I know you`d like to play
And suck right through the day]
But you`re still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!
There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired, you see
[and they had to have a rest for the night]
She said she had no money
[and she had no place to sleep]
Gabriel appeared to mary
And told her not to weep
[for you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be the mother of Christ..
If there`s no room at the inn
then it`s not considered a sin
[to suck a dick to get a place to sleep!]
That`s right..
And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such..
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman`s touch..
[she said, this is a tragedy
I can`t take them all to bed]
But again Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said..
[You can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[You can suck all the dick you want of..]
Everyone in the nation
[Fellation aint no sin
So have a dildo three miles in]
And you`ll still be a virgin
[to everyone gone down on Christmas!]
[You can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[You can take if from the three wise men]
And even the little drummer boy..
Folks will remember your name quick
[for sucking the most of the dick!]
[for sucking dick..]
Brings peace, and love, and joy.
[for sucking dick..]
Brings peace, and love, and joy.
[you can suck my dick]
[laughter]
