Voice: Production?
Sid: Its Sid Greenfield for Matt and Trey.
Voice: Hold on..
Matt: Hello?
Sid: Trey?
Matt: Oh no, this is Matt.
Sid: Matt.. it`s Sid Greenfield
Matt: Oh, Hey Sid! What`s going on man?
Sid: Uh, hello.. uh listen, uh man, okay, this is you and me talkin` here, okay? Okay, listen, I`m sitting here, bleeding out my ass.
Matt: Umm, right..
Sid: Okay.. and you know why, man?
Matt: Why?
Sid: Because of this Mousse T track.
Matt: Oh, horny horny horny?
Sid: Yeah, and you know, its, its gotta go on the Southpark Album.
Matt: Oh no dude, we`ve already talked about this, we hate this song..
Sid: No, i know you..
Matt: We`ve already talked about this!
Sid: I know you hate it, I hate it, everyone hates it.. but listen, we need this pop song on the album! This is what the kids wanna hear.. This is where the money`s gonna be made!
Matt: I don`t care about that!
Sid: I`m the only one who agrees with you, okay? This is huge in europe right now, and everyone in Europe hate you except for me, okay? I`m your, i`m your guy here, okay? Listen to me..
Matt: Right..
Sid: This song, is the best song ever written.
Matt: How can you say that?
Sid: What`d I say? Matt: `This is the best song ever written.` Sid: I agree with you man! I agree with you right there, it is a great song, and I know that, i know its a great song..
Matt: Hold on, i`ll.. Trey, Trey? They, they wanna put that uh, that Mousse T, that horny horny horny song, they wanna put in on the album.
Trey: No dude, we said no! I thought i told him no last week!
Sid: Okay Matt, Matt, listen.. you know what? This is just you and me talking, but Fuck trey.
Trey: This is Trey!
Sid: Okay Trey, listen to me.. this is you and me talking here, The Mousse T track, its gotta go on the album..
Trey: No!
Sid: Hello?
Trey: Hello.
Sid: Will you listen to this song just one more time?
Trey: No..
Sid: Okay, here it goes.. here it is.
I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long
I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long
I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long
Sid: Are you listening?
Matt: This song sucks man!
Trey: This song sucks! We`ve already talked about this!
Sid: Listen, listen to this part..
I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long
Sid: Woooo!
Sid: You see that man! You gotta give it a chance.. Let it get under your skin.. You can`t tell me that your feet ain`t moving.
You`ve got me horny in the mornin` and you kno-o-ow..
I tried to call you, but I cannot find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet, but it rejected..
I wrote a letter, and I sent it with the po-o-ost.
The post it takes so long, I`ve got to sing this song..
To let you know how I feel, what`s the deal baby?
And I can`t wait for you, and the things you make me do..
My heart is ringing so I`m singing this song for you!
I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Yeeeaah!
So horny.. horny, horny, horny.
I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Ooooh, feel it man.
So horny.. I`m horny, horny, horny tonight!
I searched from town to town, but I can`t find my bird, oh no..
I got so desperate, that I sent a rocket to the moon.
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues..
But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you.
I will keep searching on, this feeling`s much too strong..
My heart is ringing, so I`m singing this song for you!
I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: You see that Matt? They`re singing `horny horny horny`, but its actually a metaphor for being horny, its genious..
So horny.. horny, horny, horny.
I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Have you ever been horny, matt?
So horny.. I`m horny, horny, horny tonight!
Sid: Matt? Matt are you still listen.. Matt, are ya still listening?
I`m horny, horny, horny tonight!
Sid: Arrgh, Son of a bitch! Matt, god dammit! Pick up the phone!
I`m horny, horny, horny tonight!
I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long..
Matt: I`m still here
Sid: Hi Matt.
I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long..
Sid: See, check this part out right here..
I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long..
I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long..
The post it takes so long, I`ve got to sing this song..
To let you know how I feel, what`s the deal baby?
And I can`t wait for you, and the things you make me do..
Matt: We said no to this song, like, a month ago.. it sucks!
Sid: Listen Matt, you know i agree with your, you know I always agree with you, right?
My heart is ringing so I`m singing this song for you!
Sid: Matt, you are wrong here!
I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny.
So horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Matt, you don`t understand, its European!
Matt: I don`t care about that!
I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: What if its the last song on the album?
Matt: No.
Sid: Okay, what if its the first song on the album?
Matt: No.
Sid: What if we get Deff Leppard do do it?
Matt: No!
Matt: All we wanted to do is have South Park Album..
Sid: I agree..
Matt: We didn`t wanna pack it with bullshit, its bullshit
Sid: I agree! I mean, thats why, uh..
Matt: No, this song, is NOT going on the South Park Record! Its NOT going on the album!
Sid: Matt, Okay, listen, okay Matt.. this is you and me talking here, Matt.. You said no, you listened to it, you said no.. so i`m not gonna put it on the album. You know why Matt? Because i`m your guy.
