I don`t wanna go and party 
I don`t wanna shoot the pier 
I don`t wanna take the doggie out for a walk 
I don`t wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer 
I don`t wanna do a bong load and go and wrench on the car 
I don`t wanna go and hose the dogshit down 
Cause i aint even gonna get out of bed 
Keep on skankin` ronnie skank the night away 
But the time has come for us all to pay 
I don`t wanna watch no porno 
I don`t wanna play guitar 
I don`t wanna spank the monkey 
I don`t wanna go down to the corner bar 
Aint even got to listen to all the stupid shit you got to say 
I don`t wanna do a god damn thing 
I aint gonna make my bed today 
I don`t wanna eat burritos or read about o.j. 
Aint gonna get a head rush cause i aint gettin out of bed today