My mom, she`s not a woman anymore,
She dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man (dresses like a man),
Oh how she`s not as feminine as she
Used to be before.
Now she is so damned masculine.
I close my eyes (I close my eyes)
My mom`s not a woman anymore
She`s wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door
My mom`s not the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom`s not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor
I close my eyes (I close my eyes)
My mom`s not a woman anymore
She`s wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door
My mom`s a, my mom`s a, my mom`s a transvestite