I`m gonna wanna fuck myself eat my nuts lick my balls
see myself with someone too so i can fuck them too
Friends I don`t pay are friends who are fucked and gay
i never knew that my mum could suck my cum
So I took the chance and got some help from a few
And got a long and skinny friend to talk to
Cause I have the time and the liberty
To play with my pet sally
Please don`t go away, sally please
No more lonely showers and uneaten foods
My salamander has hygiene too
And he thinks of me the way I think of you
The only next step is for him to say I do
Sally please don`t go away
I won`t be living in yesterday
The lonely nights
Getting beat up by gays in bar fights